everyone’s a (polaris) critic

i started listening to samples of the polaris shortlist, and my two-year old had some definitive opinions. here you go:
Colin Stetson (New History Warfare Volume 2): “Good. It’s noisy.”
Destroyer (Kaputt): “I don’t like this.”
Arcade Fire (The Suburbs): “Good.” (said before the music started) “I like this.” (cried when i turned it off)
Ron Sexsmith (Long Player Late Bloomer): “Where is it?” (ron’s myspace was broken)
Braids (Native Speaker): (singing) “A B C D E F G, I don’t like this.”
Galaxie (Tigre et Diesel): “Good.” (totally not paying attention, playing with marbles)
Hey Rosetta (Seeds): “Hey wait, I don’t like this one.”
Timber Timbre (Creep On Creepin On): “I don’t like this song.” (i tried him on two different tracks, he said the same thing for both)
Austra (Feel It Break) : (i totally forgot to play him austra, and now he’s in bed. sorry austra)
The Weeknd (House of Balloons): “Where the balloons?”